► you are sitting on a bench at the corner of two streets with names that sound like british kings. there is a liquor store on one side of you and a catholic church to your other. across the street is an open field with a mailbox directly in the middle of it. it looks like a tiny house for people that work for the post office. a tiny man roughly 6 inches tall walks out of the mailbox in a bathrobe and slippers. he grabs the newspaper which is floating mid-air, stretches, yawns and walks back inside. you suddenly wonder what country this is. then you realize you dont know what a country is. then you wonder what a british king is. also, what is a mailbox?
you decide to...

• learn about mailboxes
• try to find out what british kings are
• look up the word country
• enter the church
• wait for the liquor store to open because you aint doing this sober
• whats a liquor store?