Something in the Way
by Nirvana
is about a guy
living underneath a bridge
who can't get out
because there is
literally
something in the way.

Adolph Hitler was
the Thomas Kincaid
of fascism

Tom Waits is
the earthly avatar
of the Platonic ideal
of Charles Bukowski

AI is not
gonna become
sentient and destroy us
we're all just
so stupid
that we're gonna
think it is,
start cults,
and kill ourselves
over it
like cavemen

Chuck Palahniuk writes
like he's been sentenced to
never finishing
his MFA program

HP Lovecraft was
the HP Lovecraft
of racism

And then
Stephen King went on
writing adverbly