Cowie Wowie!

Hi, my name is Cowie!
Interests: I like to go to the underworld that resides beneath the Arby's on Route 1A and invent fanstastical stories about Mars for the 2-dimensional population that lives in the walls. They have a very robust culture focused around their god-king the Martian Frog Squire. He is a reimagining of the Earth Frog Squire with tiny differences such as he has the skin of a Martian and exists in only 2 dimensional space. The most interesting aspect of this belief system is that they all acknolwedge it is made up and yet still believe it. In 2-dimensional culture, these two seemingly opposing ideas are not mutually exclusive. They call me a prophet. But that doesn't mean what you think it means.