The legend of the Frog Squire predates the existence of thinking maybe. He probably comes from an instinct like hunger or fear but fuzzier. One day, he pooped out the primordial ooze then sat and patiently waited for Miguel de Cervantes to emerge. The rest is futurity.

Interests:
Using the royal Me; Object pronouns; Contemplating shirts; Being the God-King of the universe; umbrellas

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