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I rarely find I have anything interesting to say so I just say uninteresting things interestingly
Something in the Way
by Nirvana
is literally about a guy
living underneath a bridge
who can't get out because
there is something in the way.
Tom Waits is
the earthly avatar
of the Platonic ideal
of Charles Bukowski
AI is not
gonna become
sentient and destroy us
we're all just
so stupid
that we're gonna
think it is
then start cults
and kill ourselves
over it
like cavemen
Adolph Hitler was
the Thomas Kincaid of
fascism
Chuck Palahniuk writes
like he's been sentenced to
never finishing
his MFA program
pause
at every line break
for effect
HP Lovecraft was
the HP Lovecraft of
racism
And then
Stephen King went on
writing adverbly
StOP